From the recording At the Railroad Station

Lyrics

Everybody's Got a Name

Everybody’s got a name
some of them are really lame
some are weird and some are strange
but, everybody’s got a name

Jacques Clouseau
Marilyn Monroe
MLK
JFK

Slick McGurk
Icky Twerp
Leon Crump
Forrest Gump

Mom and Dad they had some fun
and stuck you with a stupid one
like the animals at the zoo
now you’re stuck your whole life through

Willie Mays
Gordon Shumway
Captain Kirk
A man name Lurch

Elwood Dowd
Thurston Howell
Stevie Wonder
Herman Munster

Everybody’s got a name
and that’s a really good thing
otherwise they’d call hey you
and we’d be wondering you who

Ronald Reagan
Kevin Bacon
Jimmy Stewart
Bob Newhart

Mark Twain
Lois Lain
Fred Mertz
Steven Roberts

Everybody’s got a name
some of them are really lame
some are weird and some are strange
but, everybody’s got a name

Gomer Pyle
Sparky Lyle
Barney Fife
Orville Wright
Ernie Banks
Tom Hanks
Al Bundy
Billy Sunday